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[29 Nov 2008|03:24am]
Closet Land screams "Film School Class Project!" Here's the assignment: Everyone go home and write a 5 page script with only two characters in 1 setting. The Feminist write 5 pages, the kid from a terrorist country writes another 5 pages, the disturbed George Romero fan writes another, the even more disturbed "weird" kid that only wants to get an actress in her underwear writes his 5 and so on and so forth. Combining these 5 page manifestos into one is the never successful film teacher who eagerly puts out an ad in Backstage magazine and has the school's animation department get to work on the sequences he wrote while high.
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KA COCK A PHONY [16 Nov 2008|12:27am]
MY HATE OF EVERYBOdY LOVES RAYMOND KNOWS TNO BOUNDSCollapse )
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[07 Nov 2008|02:28am]
superman cherry swirl
i think i'm about to have a heavenly vision
a heavily pixelated incision
a text message from texas
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DIE JUST DIE ALREADY [12 Oct 2008|07:52pm]
Hey, I came up with this as a young child using a spirograph! Of course I had no idea what it was. Seriously I love it when somebody shakes up the main stream of science. The more we learn about our universe, the more we find out what little we really know!
Posted by Jim on November 16, 2007 5:10 PM
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I suppose it's easy to take pot-shots at Lisi in an effort to make yourself feel a little better. But first you might read his CV: link

Posted by HangGlider on November 16, 2007 4:59 PM
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Amazing what nasty remarks and jealousy a post like this will inspire. Seems he's also found the key to the human ego, and how to bring out people's spite. Isn't that sad?

People laughed at Gallileo, too.
Posted by heather on November 16, 2007 4:57 PM
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a series i'm workin on (to be enjoyed separately) [18 Sep 2008|02:11pm]
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[17 Sep 2008|11:42am]
SALMON SEASON IS OPEN!

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so wtte in the ears [17 Aug 2008|03:59am]
the internet said i was dumb i J H9 NOT FOINF RO LWAR RGr fwr mw soqn LOL N3 Qwwaysssss!!!!!!! i moved out of my moms howse finally and my baby gort is doing great, only problem is, its really hard to be irreverent when you're just 22 and you can drink gunpowder 2
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lol [28 May 2008|10:13am]
I will not post
Things on Google Earth
Without first doing a Google Search

I will not post
on Area 51
It's been found many times and Finding it is no more fun

I will not post
Without first turning on layers
Doing that makes for better Google Earth Players

I will not post
To flame someone
Doing that is like pulling a gun

I will not post
On previously found stealth
There are posts galore some would say a wealth

I will not post
About secret bases
If they were secret, there'd be no traces

I will not post
And leave things in error
Lest Chief Sparky and Hill become my terror

I will not post
To other threads
Until in flat mode their stories I've read

(from Bigfridge)
I will not post
To complain about the view
Improving the res, they are getting 'round to

(from galvanic69)
I will not post
Another circle of green
Too many of them have already been seen

(from Frank_McVey)
I will not post
Advice, wit or philosophy on the Military board
Because some Mod will only move it to the Open Forum..

(from galvanic69)
I will not post
Another double
That surely would be asking for trouble

(fromspitfire_mkv)
I will not post,
Too a long dormant thread,
My 2 cents worth that's already been said.

(from Up_The_Spurs)
I will not post
Using the "Posting wizard"
The glitter resulting is really a blizzard.

(from Up_The_Spurs)
I will not post
To "Bump" my own thread
It's against the rules, update it instead.

(from Up_The_Spurs)
I will not post
My own congrats thread
Others will notice and post one instead.

(from Up_The_Spurs)
I will not post
Before researching facts.
It will be a good read and encourage feedback

(from Up_The_Spurs)
I will not post.
With my CAPS lock enabled
It is classed as shouting and should be disabled.

(from Up_The_Spurs)
I will not post
An abusive thread title
I could be banned, how undelightful?

(from Klahn)
I will not post
Again and again
Asking about A rusty "plane"

(from IanUK)
I will not rate
My own post,
When it's clearly not as good as most.

(from neon_)
I will not post
"This is my residence"
Even if I'm elected President

(from neon_)
I will not post
Taj Mahal or Eiffel Tower
Someone else does, every hour


(from Up_The_Spurs)
I will not post
To take a thread "off topic"
To the people that do, I wish you would stop it.

(from Up_The_Spurs)
I will not post
Before reading a threads contents
Because the resulting post could be total nonsense.

(from spitfire_mkv)
I will not post,
As if in chat,
"r u 2 lazy 2 type?" and that, is that!

(from LuciaM)
I will not post
12 threads at once
I would not want to be viewed as a dunce.

(Chief Sparky)
I will not post
Another Airplane Crash
Lest the moderators toss me out with the trash.

(Periboob)
"I will not post"
Wow! if this becomes prevalent
my feelings about the GE community will be less ambivalent.
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i want a golden goose right away!!! [12 May 2008|10:45am]
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i like shaved hair [09 May 2008|02:22am]
on my head you idiot,
FLAGRANT FOUL
PARTY FOUL
ALUMINUM FOWL
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[15 Jan 2008|11:03am]
i watched as captain beefheart explained his name to david letterman: "i've got a beef in my heart against society" while no one responded.
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since wen duz lj hav ADs? [11 Apr 2007|06:20am]
im out o toch, in other nus im PREGNANT?!!? heres pics of me in my maternity clothes

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[08 May 2006|06:14pm]
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[11 Mar 2006|04:30pm]
Goosebumps - Deep Trouble ~ Goosebumps


J'ai Baise Ta Bouche, Iokanaan, December 2, 2005
This one reminds me of Bismarck's comment on sausage. The moment you get this book, tare open the packaging and put the spine under your nose and inhale as hard as you can. Do this in memory of me. - Salome
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[14 Nov 2005|09:35pm]
this is against everything i stand for
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vacation in thermos [19 Oct 2005|06:37pm]
i sit in a shitty cafe with bad lighting but its nice and uncouth. the thing i like best is that it has no nouvelle interior design of black walls or typical purple drapery. they also don't have mochas or iced chay lattes or ice cream. the coffee tastes like hair. i love it.
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[30 Aug 2005|09:40pm]
space travel is the result of the discovery of rocket power. hollowspace travel is the result of the discovery of rocket power. many years ago, hollowspace travel is the result of the discovery of rocket power.
as hard to find as
an apartment in a haystack
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in keeping with the inkeeper i eat the mushroom and go down troll road [18 Mar 2005|11:50pm]
[ mood | 21 ]

Yes
No


It was just a few days ago when i had went to Bachelors grove for a visit. It was an extremely rainy day and my brother, my nephew and me all spent a few hours in the place alone. I had already been to the place about a dozen times before, shooting roll after roll of film and not coming up with a whole lot. But i always felt like something was there. It was my brothers first visit there and he wanted to bring the ouija board so that he could attempt to make contact with someone. He sat down and attempted it several times, but the only thing the board would spell out is "FES". I also noticed that people had been burning candles on the graves at some point, as there was wax still present on them. At about four thirty in the afternoon we were filming videotape and taking pictures when a sudden fog came directly over the graveyard. I walked back out of the main gates and looked down the path to see if the trail had become foggy, but it had not. The only thing i could think of was that it came from off of the pond. There was no sudden drop in temperature to produce something like that though, and i thought it strange. To make a long story short, we returned home, watched the video, and saw nothing spectacular. So we figured we would return about midnight to have a look around at night. It had been raining all day and we walked down the trail on a moonless night. Immeadiately upon entering the main gates, a bolt of a deer running through the opening near the pond scared us half to death. Then after it a few seconds, i noticed two green globes float across the graveyard. My brother says they were red, and it is a debate amongst us, but then again i have never heard of green globes in any ghost reports. The deer was already out of the cemetery so it ruled out any idea that it could be the reflection of its eyes. As we approached the middle of the cemetery i began to notice a loud steady beating of drums. At first my brother and I thought it was a car with loud music, but then after ten minutes it did not go away, the same beat and without any vocal music. It sounded like it was coming from inside the woods. I have heard about previous rituals that supposedly have gone on there and that worried me a bit. After leaving the place, we listened for music at the houses we passed in case someone might be having a party, but there was none. When we were in the middle of the grave yard, we all heard a distinctly human moan from where my brother was doing the ouija board earlier in the day. Then another one, and another one. All in all, three seperate moans. By this point, the air was filled with mist or fog. It seemed like it was swirling and moving about. There was like this intense closing in feeling in the air. My sister (who was also there) had gotten very nervous by this point, with the drumming and the moans and she complained that it seemed like voices were being carried across the air. So we left and as we walked back down the trail, the cemetery seemed to light up brilliantly the further we got from it. It seemed like the fog was glowing. And as we came to the road, we looked back and saw a white figure dart across the path behind us, with the shape of cloud like appearence. It was formless and white. I have not been back since, but plan on going back. I still need convincing as to if what i saw or heard was something extraoridary. Is it common for people to see this fog appear and dissapear the way i have over my visits?

John Sobieck

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XMAS [25 Dec 2004|05:02pm]
I assed for a LOT of things this Xmas. Noone in my family bought me nething.
I dn't think ne1 likes me nemore. I waz vry l0nely on xmas eve. Why ddn't ne of u call me? I used 2 like the Holidays when i was a small child, but now I am just vry l0nely.

What duz P4WN3D mean?
My uncle Dan came in late last night to wish me Merry Xmas. I have a crush on him, but shhhh, dn't tell. My aunt will be mad if I tell hr. Even though he came, I am still vry l0nely.

Omg, I think Im going 2 cry.
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Statement of Diary: [20 Nov 2004|05:50pm]
i think this is the best thing i've ever done besides T-Confidential.
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